Here’s the preseason top 10, with basketball-based puns

10. Maggie Kenny “Sky” Walker (VA)
9. Raja Bellarmine (CA)
8. LASA B (TX) – Located in Isaac Austin, Texas.
7. Detroit Catholic Central (MI) – The Pistons are from Detroit, that’s all I got. But DCC quiz bowl is obviously ran better than anything involving Isaiah Thomas.
6. Charles Dunbarkley (KY)

5. Cistercian Mahinmi(TX)
4. Arvydas IMSAbonis (IL)
3. Dorman Douglas(SC)
2. LASAlle Thompson (TX)
1. Will Ladue (MO)

Edit: Had IMSA & Cistercian flipped; that’s been corrected.